\u00c7a y est, le rendez-vous est pris, vous d\u00eenez avec lui\/elle dans deux jours. Le compte \u00e0 rebours est lanc\u00e9\u00a0: vous allez pouvoir mettre tout en \u0153uvre pour vous montrer sous votre meilleur jour. Vous allez d\u00e9penser une fortune chez le coiffeur, en shopping et autres signes ext\u00e9rieurs de glamour.<\/p>\n
Un conseil\u00a0: l\u00e2chez prise tout de suite car, malgr\u00e9 tous vos efforts, vous ne parviendrez pas \u00e0 atteindre la perfection. Alors \u00ab\u00a0soyez vous-m\u00eame\u00a0\u00bb, comme on dit. Voici quelques imperfections qui font tout votre charme\u00a0:<\/p>\n
Votre brioche est \u00e0 point<\/strong><\/p>\n Un peu serr\u00e9(e) dans votre jean, cela fait une heure que vous rentrez le ventre en tentant de garder l’air cool. Mais r\u00e9sultat, cela vous donne surtout l\u2019air coinc\u00e9(e) et au bord de l\u2019\u00e9touffement. Alors d\u00e9tendez-vous, respirez un grand coup et ne laissez pas votre bidon ruiner la conversation\u00a0!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n La langue fran\u00e7aise et vous, \u00e7a fait deux<\/strong><\/p>\n Vous avez une joyeuse tendance \u00e0 mixer les expressions : \u00ab\u00a0Il faut savoir se retrousser les coudes\u00a0\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0Chacun voit midi \u00e0 quatorze heures\u00a0\u00bb, \u00ab\u00a0Il est au bord du rouleau\u00a0\u00bb… Vous \u00eates philosophe \u00e0 votre mani\u00e8re et c’est irr\u00e9sistible.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Vous dansez comme un pied<\/strong><\/p>\n Vos arabesques sont \u00e0 mi-chemin entre l’hippopotame sous caf\u00e9ine et le pantin d\u00e9sarticul\u00e9. Une gr\u00e2ce peu acad\u00e9mique, qui ne vous a cependant jamais emp\u00each\u00e9(e) d\u2019enflammer le dance floor.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Vous \u00eates Miss ou Mister Catastrophe<\/strong><\/p>\n Vous le saviez que c’\u00e9tait risqu\u00e9 de d\u00e9boucher cette bouteille de vin rouge si pr\u00e8s de son chemisier blanc. Votre maladresse est \u00e0 la hauteur de la note du pressing, mais c\u2019est une histoire que vous continuerez de raconter, m\u00eame \u00e0 vos petits-enfants.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Vous n’\u00eates pas dr\u00f4le<\/strong><\/p>\n Apr\u00e8s deux ou trois tentatives de blagues, vous remarquez bien que votre sens de l’humour a autant d’impact sur elle\/lui qu’une mouche sur un pare-brise (pour le pare-brise). Mais rien ne sert d’avoir de l’humour, il suffit de vous int\u00e9resser \u00e0 l’autre pour le\/la faire fondre.<\/p>\n On vous l\u2019avait bien dit\u00a0: au naturel, vous \u00eates parfait(e) !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00c7a y est, le rendez-vous est pris, vous d\u00eenez avec lui\/elle dans deux jours. 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