{"id":18096,"date":"2019-04-15T08:41:59","date_gmt":"2019-04-15T06:41:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.interflora.fr\/blog\/?p=18096"},"modified":"2019-04-15T08:41:59","modified_gmt":"2019-04-15T06:41:59","slug":"7-bonnes-raisons-detre-en-couple-avec-son-chat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.interflora.fr\/blog\/7-bonnes-raisons-detre-en-couple-avec-son-chat\/","title":{"rendered":"7 bonnes raisons d\u2019\u00eatre en couple avec son chat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Vous vous demandez chaque jour pourquoi vivre avec quelqu\u2019un qui vous regarde avec un air <strong>hautain<\/strong>, n\u2019h\u00e9site pas \u00e0 uriner dans votre lit ni \u00e0 saccager vos meubles \u00e0 la moindre humeur ? Pourtant, votre <strong>chat<\/strong>, c\u2019est bien plus qu\u2019un animal, c\u2019est m\u00eame bien plus qu\u2019un \u00eatre humain, c\u2019est votre <strong>crush<\/strong>, votre love, votre raison d\u2019\u00eatre. Quand vos amis et votre famille commenceront \u00e0 s\u2019inqui\u00e9ter, voici 7 raisons \u00e0 leur pr\u00e9senter d\u2019\u00eatre <strong>en couple avec son chat<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #c9ad59; font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Parce que vous avez perc\u00e9 sur internet<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Ensemble, vous avez <strong>conquis la toile<\/strong>. Ces quelques secondes o\u00f9 votre compagnon a mang\u00e9 un l\u00e9zard l\u2019\u00e9t\u00e9 dernier vous ont assur\u00e9 des <strong>millions de vues<\/strong>. Votre compte Youtube a re\u00e7u des milliers de <strong>likes<\/strong> de plus que vos reprises de Cabrel au kazou. C\u2019est votre star 2.0 .<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #c9ad59;\">Parce que c\u2019est Catwoman<\/span> <\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry, Anne Hathaway&#8230; Elles nous ont r\u00e9concili\u00e9s avec les <strong>f\u00e9lins<\/strong> et avec les <strong>combinaisons en cuir<\/strong>. Grrr ! Bon, apr\u00e8s, elles posent des conditions un brin exigeantes : faire beaucoup <strong>d\u2019abdos<\/strong> et r\u00e9ussir \u00e0 enfiler ce costume.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #c9ad59; font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Parce qu\u2019il est chat-rmant<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Ok, ce jeu de mot est nul. Mais c\u2019est tellement vrai, non ? Roul\u00e9 en boule sur un coussin ou cach\u00e9 dans les replis de votre couverture pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9e, il est <strong>so cute<\/strong>&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #c9ad59; font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Parce qu\u2019il vous laisse choisir le programme t\u00e9l\u00e9<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Pas de dispute, pas de longs <strong>d\u00e9bats<\/strong> pour savoir si on regardera le dernier documentaire sur la chute de l\u2019empire sovi\u00e9tique sur Arte ou la rediff des Marseillais. D\u00e9licatement couch\u00e9 sur vos genoux, il ne vous juge pas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #c9ad59; font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Parce que vous \u00eates le m\u00e9chant comme dans les films de James Bond<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Vous vous rappelez, <strong>Blofeld<\/strong>, le m\u00e9chant chauve qui passe son temps \u00e0 essayer de tuer <strong>James Bond<\/strong> ? Il a toujours dans les bras un magnifique <strong>chat blanc<\/strong> qu\u2019il caresse inlassablement. C\u2019est la seule personne qu\u2019il aime, \u00e0 part \u00e7a il veut <strong>dominer le monde<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #c9ad59;\">Parce que vous \u00eates Titi<\/span> <\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Pendant longtemps cela a \u00e9t\u00e9 censur\u00e9 mais nous sommes en mesure de vous r\u00e9v\u00e9ler un <strong>scoop<\/strong> plus \u00e9norme que Closer et Public r\u00e9unis : <strong>Titi et Grosminet<\/strong> se battaient \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9cran, mais \u00e0 la ville, ils \u00e9taient en <strong>couple<\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #c9ad59; font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Parce que c\u2019est le surnom de votre ch\u00e9ri(e)<\/strong><\/span><\/h4>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Il faut qu\u2019on soit parfaitement sinc\u00e8re : c\u2019est \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s le seul cas o\u00f9 vous avez le droit d\u2019\u00eatre en couple avec votre \u201c<strong>chat<\/strong>\u201d. Dans tous les autres cas, c\u2019est carr\u00e9ment <strong>bizarre<\/strong> et vous aurez du mal \u00e0 l\u2019expliquer. Mais \u00e7a ne doit pas vous emp\u00eacher de g\u00e2ter votre charmante <strong>boule de poils<\/strong>. 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